You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! You wouldn't want to be an American colonist! You wouldn't want to be a civil war soldier You wouldn't want to be an American colonist You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! You wouldn't want to be a crusader! So you want to be a Roman soldier? so you want to be a roman soldier? You wouldn't want to be a Crusader