You wouldn't want to be sir Isaac Newton! you wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be sick in the 16th century! You wouldn't want to be Tutankhamen! You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! You wouldn't want to be a crusader! You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! You wouldn't want to be a samurai!