You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! you wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! You wouldn't want to be a crusader! You wouldn't want to be joan of arc! You wouldn't want to be Tutankhamen! You wouldn't want to be a Crusader