You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! You wouldn't want to be a samurai! you wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! You wouldn't want to be a slave in pompeii You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave!