You wouldn't want to be a samurai! You wouldn't want to be a crusader! You wouldn't want to be a Crusader You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! You wouldn't want to be Tutankhamen! You wouldn't want to be an Inca Mummy! You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! You wouldn't want to be joan of arc! You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete!